Saturday, October 24, 2009

Day 2: Hobo Week

So, I hope you guys enjoyed the first post because there's A LOT more where that came from!!!
So, here's today's post:


I remember one time I was coming home from shopping in the city and I'm standing at a bus stop and its really dark when these two hobos just come out of nowhere and sit next to me. They both have coffee in their hands and they start talking about the vietnam war. Then, one of them starts like having a seizure and the other starts like freaking out and waving his hands around. He throws his coffee on the street and then, the bus pulls up and I hop on while these crazy hobo guys continue going nuts. The last thing i saw was the one that threw his coffee on the street had put a paper bag over his head and started screaming. Now that experience scared the shizz out of me. So, I know how those dogs feel. Though, I'm wondering how the hell this guy manages to pull out a video camera, turn it on, and start filming in the same exact moment as this probably very sick homeless man starts tormenting those poor dogs. And I also wonder how he managed not to get hit by a car when he ran across the street like that. Well, over all, I think the moral of this incident is, kids, never try this at home. Seriously...

Friday, October 23, 2009

Day 1: Hobo Week/1ST POST EVA!!!!!!!!!

Hey people!!!
Welcome to The WHAT THE FLAGNOG Blog!!!!!
Everyday, I will be posting random pictures, stories, and other awesome stuff that will make you go...
WHAT THE FLAGNOG!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, to start us off, this week's theme will be hobos. You know why? Because I have decided to be a British hobo selling coconuts on the street while secretly earning a living in show business for Halloween! I know its a bit cliche but its hard to think of something more original than that so last minute. Okay, so here is todays dose of WTF:



When I first saw this picture I thought that this guy had done it on purpose just for publicity and fun. But, if he did, he did a pretty good job of looking like a hobo (no offense). I mean, he's got the "I've been drinking all night and am barely standing up so please go away or I'll probably end up puking on you" red face. And he's got the "I've got rats, mice, toads, fleas, and possibly a chameleon living in my beard, but I don't mind" kind of beard. You can also see that he's got the "I don't care if I get the swine flu, it sounds like fun to be a Mexican pig" dirty hands. So, I honestly don't know. What do YOU think? Comment on this post and tell me your WTF opinion! Thanks! Oh yeah, don't forget to Follow the blog. Or else. Seriously. I know a person that is friends with a person that went to school with a person who's grandma knows a person who went out with a person who is going out with a person who lives in the same building as a person who owns a flamethrower! And a couple of coconuts...


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