K, here is the last post for Nun Week. T-T.
K here are some more nun jokes lol cuz i <3 them:
Get a water gun, shoot it at the audience (actually, towards, not at. this way, the get the gist without getting wet). Laugh maniacally, saying, "Ha ha! You're all Catholics now!"
I had a friend once who was half Catholic, half Jewish. "You're going to Hell... so eat!"
"I was on a plane last week, flying from Chicago to California, when we ran into some very severe turbulence. As it got worse, the passengers became more and more alarmed, and finally even the stewardesses began to look concerned. Finally, one of them came over to me and said:
"Sister, this is really frightening! Do you suppose you could... I don't know... 'Do something Catholic..?'"
What's black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white?
A nun falling down the stairs.
The Bishop comes into the Pope's chambers and says "Your Excellency, I have good news and I have bad news."
The Pope says "What's the good news?"
The Bishop says "Jesus Christ has returned. He's on the phone and he wants to talk to you."
The Pope says "What's the bad news?"
The Bishop says "He's calling from Salt Lake City."
Two nuns are driving late at night when suddenly a demon jumps out of the woods and onto the hood of their car. As he snarls at them through the windshield, the nun driving says, "Quick, sister, show him your cross."
The other nun rolls down the window, leans out and screams, "Oy, devil! Piss off!"
There are more at this link:http://ask.metafilter.com/75974/Help-with-Nun-Humor
K, that wraps up nun week! See you guys tomorrow during our next week!
