Day 2: KSTDT Week

Here is today's WTF:

Day 1: KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS WEEK!!!

Yeah, I think we'll just call it KSTDT Week. Lol

K, here's the 1st post:

Mailbag: Banana Week

Okay people. Here's the deal: We have nothing for the mailbag this week and if this continues we will have to get rid of the mailbag.

Now, we don't want that do we?

So, send stuff in or comment stuff and it will be in the mailbag and I will love you forever!

Thanks!

Day 7: Banana Week

Here is the last post for Banana Week:

Also, HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

This is probably the best show to have ever aired. Like no joke.

Day 6: Banana Week

I didn't get to post yesterday so there will b TWO TURKEY DAY POSTS! YA!

K here goes:

Day 5: Banana Week

Here's today's dose of WTF:

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Day 4: Banana Week

Here's today's dose of WTF:

Here are some banana jokes:

Banana Joke 1
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Banana Joke 2
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Banana Joke 3
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Banana Joke 4
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Banana Joke 5
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

Banana Joke 6
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

Banana Joke 7
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Banana Joke 8
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Banana Joke 9
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

Banana Joke 10
They re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they re long enough already.

Banana Joke 11
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

Banana Joke 12
What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

Banana Joke 13
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

Banana Joke 14
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

Banana Joke 15
What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

Banana Joke 16
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Banana Joke 17
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

Banana Joke 18
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

Banana Joke 19
Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Banana Joke 20
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it’s all right. I know What’s inside.

Banana Joke 21
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

Banana Joke 22
What’s yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

Banana Joke 23
Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

Banana Joke 24
What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

Banana Joke 25
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Banana Joke 26
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? “You have a lot of appeal.”

Banana Joke 27
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

Banana Joke 28
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Banana Joke 29
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don’t C sharp you ll B flat.

Banana Joke 30
What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

Banana Joke 31
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

Banana Joke 32
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

Banana Joke 33
What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

Banana Joke 34
Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

Banana Joke 35
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !

Day 3: Banana Week

Here's today's dose of WTF:

Here are two versions of the Potter Puppet Pals' Banana Phone:

Which do YOU think is funnier? Comment!