Sorry I didn't get to post yesterday. I was in the city most of the day and slept over at my friends house. Yup. So, today, there will be TWO posts! YAY!!!
So, here is yesterday's:
Here's the history of Playboy Nuns Magazine from the Playboy Nuns site:
Playboy Nun Magazine got started when a couple of people were having a crazy party and they had sent the invitations to the people. They had accidentally sent 3 invitations to nuns, Ho Lee Schitt, Praise Thel Ord, and Babushka. The nuns got really crazy at the party and... you know the rest. Some people had taken pictures of the nuns dancing and going nuts and later sent them to them. The nuns thought they looked sexy and hot in their new afros (This was back in the hippie days). So, they sent the pictures to Playboy magazine. Unfortunately, the pictures weren't posted and the nuns fell into a deep depression in which they only ate Topenod with Kumquats.
One day, Babushka had a feeling just like the one she had had as a little girl when God told her to become a nun. Only this time, it was much stronger. Then, she realized it was just gas. Then, she got a real idea. That idea was to start their own magazine. They called it Playboy Nuns Magazine (c). They posted the pictures in the magazine and put Babushka on the cover of every issue because she was one who could shake her bon-bons. She is our representative today. The magazine is the rave of priests and bishops everywhere with issues like, "Are you a Virgin Mary or a Sexy Sister?" and, "Do you deserve the Pope or a Bishop?"
One day, Babushka had a feeling just like the one she had had as a little girl when God told her to become a nun. Only this time, it was much stronger. Then, she realized it was just gas. Then, she got a real idea. That idea was to start their own magazine. They called it Playboy Nuns Magazine (c). They posted the pictures in the magazine and put Babushka on the cover of every issue because she was one who could shake her bon-bons. She is our representative today. The magazine is the rave of priests and bishops everywhere with issues like, "Are you a Virgin Mary or a Sexy Sister?" and, "Do you deserve the Pope or a Bishop?"
Hahahahahahahaha. Yupppppp.
Thassit. I <3 Babushka. Which is UR favorite?
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