Mailbag: Fail Week

Here is the Mailbag for Fail Week:

CW of NYC:

today in english ms gildersleeve (actually her full name is elizabeth gildersleeve alviar and she almost made us call her ms. gildersleeve alviar lol) brought in an artichoke to illustrate the poem Ode to and Artichoke by Pablo Neruda. She then walked around class holding an artichoke and we had a serious discussion about it. and right now (as i suspected) a guy on my contact lists status is: a woman is like an artichoke: you have to spend time making your way into the heart.

How cliche is that.

also plz plz plz contribute to the wtf blog. if you are worthy enough to get her begging email then you are crazy enough to appreciate the wtf things in life. 

Now, ppl, I know what ur thinking. Ur probably thinking that I made CW up to make u feel like this blog actually has people who look at it. But no, I actually didn't. How great is this person? Thank you CW! I think YOU should all follow in CW's example! And yes, once again, I mean YOU Alfredo.

P.S. What are you talking about? I didn't send a begging email... hehehe...