Day 4: Awsum Ppl Week

These guys aren't exactly one person. I don't know their names, but they're still my heroes:

Day 3: Awsum Ppl Week

Here is today's WTF:

IT'S CHRIS CROCKER!!!

Day 2: Awsum Ppl Week

Here is today's WTF:

It's NIGAHIGA!!!

Day 1: AWSUM PPL WEEK!

Yeah, u guys. I'm 3 days behind so here we go on Awsum Ppl Week:

FRED IS THE AWSUMEST!!! YA!!!

Day 7: KSTDT Week

Hey guys! I haven't been able to update in a while so today I'll be covering THREE days!

Kay, so this is the last post for KSTDT Week:

This kid isn't exactly saying anything, but still, it's hilarious:

Day 6: KSTDT Week

Here is today's WTF:

 

 

 

Lol this isn't so much a KSTDT video as just a funny portrayal of the dramatic lives of 4-6 year olds. It's never easy when you lose a penny.

Day 5: KSTDT Week

Here's today's dose of WTF:

And THIS is what has become of this world. Wow.

Day 4: KSTDT Week

Here is today's dose of WTF:

This kid isn't exactly saying anything, but it's still WTF worthy.

 

Day 3: KSTDT Week

Here is today's post. So glad we're finally back on track!

Ya, you guys knew that was coming. It's the classic KSTDT video.

And if you still don't know what that means then you may need some medical attention.

Or just check day 1 of this week

Day 2: KSTDT Week

Here is today's WTF:

Day 1: KIDS SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS WEEK!!!

Yeah, I think we'll just call it KSTDT Week. Lol

K, here's the 1st post:

Mailbag: Banana Week

Okay people. Here's the deal: We have nothing for the mailbag this week and if this continues we will have to get rid of the mailbag.

Now, we don't want that do we?

So, send stuff in or comment stuff and it will be in the mailbag and I will love you forever!

Thanks!

Day 7: Banana Week

Here is the last post for Banana Week:

Also, HAPPY TURKEY DAY!

This is probably the best show to have ever aired. Like no joke.

Day 6: Banana Week

I didn't get to post yesterday so there will b TWO TURKEY DAY POSTS! YA!

K here goes:

Day 5: Banana Week

Here's today's dose of WTF:

No comment.

 

Day 4: Banana Week

Here's today's dose of WTF:

Here are some banana jokes:

Banana Joke 1
Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

Banana Joke 2
How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Banana Joke 3
Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

Banana Joke 4
Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don’t know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.

Banana Joke 5
Mandy: Our teacher went on a special banana diet. Andy: Did she lose weight? Mandy: No, but she sure could climb trees well!

Banana Joke 6
How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can t, it’s either a monster or a giant banana.

Banana Joke 7
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Banana Joke 8
Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Banana Joke 9
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana.

Banana Joke 10
They re not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they re long enough already.

Banana Joke 11
What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

Banana Joke 12
What’s yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

Banana Joke 13
Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana.

Banana Joke 14
What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

Banana Joke 15
What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

Banana Joke 16
Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Banana Joke 17
How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana? She left him out in the sun too long.

Banana Joke 18
Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas? They were empty.

Banana Joke 19
Why don’t bananas snore? Because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Banana Joke 20
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it’s all right. I know What’s inside.

Banana Joke 21
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

Banana Joke 22
What’s yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

Banana Joke 23
Mother Banana: Why didn’t you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn’t peel well.

Banana Joke 24
What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

Banana Joke 25
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Banana Joke 26
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? “You have a lot of appeal.”

Banana Joke 27
What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

Banana Joke 28
What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

Banana Joke 29
Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don’t C sharp you ll B flat.

Banana Joke 30
What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

Banana Joke 31
What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

Banana Joke 32
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !

Banana Joke 33
What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

Banana Joke 34
Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana ?

Banana Joke 35
Knock Knock Who’s there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !

Day 3: Banana Week

Here's today's dose of WTF:

Here are two versions of the Potter Puppet Pals' Banana Phone:

Which do YOU think is funnier? Comment!

THE WEEKLY STALKER: Banana Week

Okay, so, we are adding a NEW WEEKLY FEATURE TO THE SITE! It's called the Weekly Stalker and I will be posting updates of my stalking missions. Currently, I am stalking my cougar friend's 6th grade 'friend' and I wrote him a letter. Here it is:

Note: Names will be taken out of this to protect the innocent.

*****,

i know that is ur name b/c i just no things. i dont no ur last name, but i no u live in yonkers. ur in the 6th grade at PEARLS Hawthorne School in Yonkers. You're friends with a girl named *********. And you think some girl named ***** is pretty. Yeah. I no things. And i also no that for XMas or Hanukkah (Whichever u celebrate. i dont no that much) u will b recieving a mong in the mail. If you want to no wat a mong is ask ur dear friend ****. she nos things 2. well, i just thot id inform you that ur yummy. and im goin 2 eat ur intestines and arteries. yes. i will cook them up, marinate them, eat them, digest them, and then well... u no... The leftovers will b given to my flesh eating rabbit. yes. hey, dont judge me, i need 2 feed it SUMTHING. so ya. b wise. and dont cross me. b wise... but now i must go. because the time is rite...


the time...



ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!


yes. yes it is.

ur stalker,
*****

p.s. ask **** 2 show u the pix after my 'incident'
p.p.s. u r not my 1st victim. my 1st was ****** *******. u may no him. he sumhow got away from me tho. i miss my ramen noodles... 

Day 2: Banana Week

Here's today's WTF, dedicated 2 my very kuku friend (u no hu u r lolz ;) )

LOLZ. YES IT B PNUT BUTTA JELLEE TIME 2NITE LOLZ.

Also, my kuku friend wanted me 2 tell u guys that bananas dont hav seeds.
Cuz she got points off of a test 4 sayin that.
And she b unhappeh.
Yes.

Day 1: BANANA WEEK!!!

THAT'S RIGHT!!!! IT'S BANANA WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!

Note: This week was specially requested. If you want to request a week, COMMENT!!! Or just contact me another way. Yes.

Here's today's WTF:

It's not exactly all about bananas. But still. It's hard to not get this song stuck in your head. You may already know that if you visit this site often. After all, it's on the site playlist. Also, these guys' accents make them say BANANAS funny! In the beg lolz. It's so demented. This song is officially my lover. Lol.

Mailbag: Fail Week

Here is the Mailbag for Fail Week:

CW of NYC:

today in english ms gildersleeve (actually her full name is elizabeth gildersleeve alviar and she almost made us call her ms. gildersleeve alviar lol) brought in an artichoke to illustrate the poem Ode to and Artichoke by Pablo Neruda. She then walked around class holding an artichoke and we had a serious discussion about it. and right now (as i suspected) a guy on my contact lists status is: a woman is like an artichoke: you have to spend time making your way into the heart.

How cliche is that.

also plz plz plz contribute to the wtf blog. if you are worthy enough to get her begging email then you are crazy enough to appreciate the wtf things in life. 

Now, ppl, I know what ur thinking. Ur probably thinking that I made CW up to make u feel like this blog actually has people who look at it. But no, I actually didn't. How great is this person? Thank you CW! I think YOU should all follow in CW's example! And yes, once again, I mean YOU Alfredo.

P.S. What are you talking about? I didn't send a begging email... hehehe...

Day 7: Fail Week

Well, today is, sadly, the last day of Fail Week. And here is the last FAIL:

PARENTING FAILS:

Day 6: Fail Week

Here is today's WTF:

I want to put up TWO today so here they are:

Day 5: Fail Week

With fail week drawing to a close, here is today's WTF:

Either these are really demented, tortured, losing-their-innocenc, schizophrenic babies (Nvm about the schizophrenic part. I just wanted to put that in there to see if I could spell it right. And I did. TWICE!). Or the parents are really desperate for the role/job/whatever.

Day 4: Fail Week

Here is today's WTF:

I remember when I was a young child (yeah here I go) I took swim lessons at the community pool. I remember there was this sign that showed this guy diving into the shallow end and he ended up in a wheelchair. Of coarse, being about 5, I didn't really know what it meant. So, being the person that I am even today, instead of asking an adult what it meant, I just assumed that sign was saying that if you jumped into a pool you will be abducted by wheelchairs. So, I went around telling all of the other kids that. Yeah, I think you can already tell how that turned out...

Day 3: Fail Week

Here's today's WTF:

It took me a few secs to get this, but when I did I started cracking up very loudly. And it woke people in my house up! Note: I will not mention who they are for they fear of online stalker/rapists like the nuns of Playboy Nuns and they give them HIVES!!!

Yeah...

So, did YOU get it? Comment!

Day 2: Fail Week

OMG OMG OMG!!!

GUESS WHAT???!!!

WHAT???!!!

Note to self: Stop talking to self

Well, um, today there'll be MULTIPLE fails!

MULTIPLE FAILS???!!!

Note to self: Start reading notes to self

Yeah, that's right! Multiple fails! So, here they are:

Forklift Driver Fail
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Scooter Driver Fail
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Forklift Driver Fail
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What is UP w/ forklift fails these days?

BUT OMG!!! I AM FAIL!!! IN WIN/FAIL GAME!!!

What are YOU??!!

COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

Day 1: FAIL WEEK!!!!!!

So, today starts FAIL WEEK!!!!! This week will be all about epic failures like myself. So, write to me and/or comment about your fails and they may be featured in the mailbag!

K, here is today's post:

Do people actually Google this? If so, WHY?! What has become of this world???!!!

Mailbag: Nun Week

K, here is the Mailbag for Nun Week:

From CW of NYC:

today was the class party and we watched school of rock at the kids harrisons house and everyone was attacking each other for a place on the sofa and mary was sitting on my lap and martin and theo and nick and rebecca were all sitting on one arm thingy of it and we were all yelling and texting each other and then i remembered there was cheesecake downstairs so then we all got up and ran down the stairs yelling about cheesecake and the parents just stared. it was hilar. and then we went outside to play football and keepaway but it was just mostly yelling about balls and how wrong everything sounded. and then we played spud and we had to explain to louis that spud meant potato. it was an interesting day.

You know, I did not know that spud meant potato before that. Well, now I know.

Day 7: Nun Week

K, here is the last post for Nun Week. T-T.

K here are some more nun jokes lol cuz i <3 them:

Get a water gun, shoot it at the audience (actually, towards, not at. this way, the get the gist without getting wet). Laugh maniacally, saying, "Ha ha! You're all Catholics now!" 

I had a friend once who was half Catholic, half Jewish. "You're going to Hell... so eat!"

"I was on a plane last week, flying from Chicago to California, when we ran into some very severe turbulence. As it got worse, the passengers became more and more alarmed, and finally even the stewardesses began to look concerned. Finally, one of them came over to me and said:

"Sister, this is really frightening! Do you suppose you could... I don't know... 'Do something Catholic..?'" 

What's black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white-and-black-and-white?

A nun falling down the stairs.

The Bishop comes into the Pope's chambers and says "Your Excellency, I have good news and I have bad news."

The Pope says "What's the good news?"

The Bishop says "Jesus Christ has returned. He's on the phone and he wants to talk to you."

The Pope says "What's the bad news?"

The Bishop says "He's calling from Salt Lake City."

Two nuns are driving late at night when suddenly a demon jumps out of the woods and onto the hood of their car. As he snarls at them through the windshield, the nun driving says, "Quick, sister, show him your cross."

The other nun rolls down the window, leans out and screams, "Oy, devil! Piss off!"

There are more at this link:http://ask.metafilter.com/75974/Help-with-Nun-Humor

K, that wraps up nun week! See you guys tomorrow during our next week!

Day 6: Nun Week

Sorry I didn't get to make a post yesterday so today, the last day of Nun Week, I'm gonna be posting TWO times!
Here's yesterdays post:

LMAO! I can already tell what's gonna happen next. And yes, it does include a banjo playing band of cheeseburgers and the creator of the evil Caps Lock. Yes.

I'm going to let you ponder on that...

Day 5: Nun Week

YOZZERS!!!

Here's today's WTF:

On Yahoo! Answers, someone asked for clean nun jokes. Here are some of the actually CLEAN ones people posted lol:

A man walked into a doctors waiting room and saw a nun sitting there crying her eyes out, obviously very upset. When he went into the doctor he asked the good physician why the nun was crying so much. the doctor replied, "I told her she was pregnant." "Good grief," said the guy, "How can that be, since she is a nun?" "She isn't really," said the good doctor, "but it cured her hiccups."

Wat is white,black and red? A nun falling down stairs.

*(picture of nun holding a cheese greater)*
When it comes to great people...
There's NUN greater than you!

LOL. There were no other clean ones lol. Th rest were a bit too inapropro for me to post here so yeah. Lol, the 3rd one reminds me of how I fell down 2 flights of stairs at school last week. It was quite painful. My knee was rainbow colored and my foot swelled up a lot but other than that I was okay. Yuppers.

Day 4: Nun Week

K, now we're back on schedule! Yay

So, here's TODAY's WTF:

This is what the nun is thinking, "OHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS COMPLETE!!!!!!!!!!!! MY MASTERPLAN IS AT THE CLOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THOSE FOOLS WILL NEVER SEE IT COMING!!!!!!!!!! IT'S BRILLIANT!!!! BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, where will I hide the crowbar?"

Day 3: Nun Week

So, I didn't get to make a second post yesterday so TODAY there will be 2 posts.

Yay!

LOL! That poor nun didn't see it coming!

More later today!

Day 2: Nun Week

Sorry I didn't get to post yesterday. I was in the city most of the day and slept over at my friends house. Yup. So, today, there will be TWO posts! YAY!!!

So, here is yesterday's:

Here's the history of Playboy Nuns Magazine from the Playboy Nuns site:

Playboy Nun Magazine got started when a couple of people were having a crazy party and they had sent the invitations to the people. They had accidentally sent 3 invitations to nuns, Ho Lee Schitt, Praise Thel Ord, and Babushka. The nuns got really crazy at the party and... you know the rest. Some people had taken pictures of the nuns dancing and going nuts and later sent them to them. The nuns thought they looked sexy and hot in their new afros (This was back in the hippie days). So, they sent the pictures to Playboy magazine. Unfortunately, the pictures weren't posted and the nuns fell into a deep depression in which they only ate Topenod with Kumquats.

One day, Babushka had a feeling just like the one she had had as a little girl when God told her to become a nun. Only this time, it was much stronger. Then, she realized it was just gas. Then, she got a real idea. That idea was to start their own magazine. They called it Playboy Nuns Magazine (c). They posted the pictures in the magazine and put Babushka on the cover of every issue because she was one who could shake her bon-bons. She is our representative today. The magazine is the rave of priests and bishops everywhere with issues like, "Are you a Virgin Mary or a Sexy Sister?" and, "Do you deserve the Pope or a Bishop?"

Hahahahahahahaha. Yupppppp.

Thassit. I <3 Babushka. Which is UR favorite?

Day 1: NUN WEEK!!!!!!

Yup, you read right! This week is dedicated all to WTF NUNS!!!!!!!!!!

So, here's today's nun:

Nuns on the BEACH:

It seems these nuns are in pretty good shape for... elderly... ish... people...

Ya.

Well, I got these pictures from this site: http://playboynuns.wetpaint.com

It is a site called Playboy Nuns.

And here is a note: I did NOT create it.

hehehehehe

...

Ok maybe I did.

But it was a year ago...

DON'T JUDGE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Day 7: Cat Week LAST DAY :(

Today is the last day before we start a whole new wtf topic.

So, here's today's post:

Someone of Yahoo! Answers asked a question about what to name a really crazy crazy cat lady-like cat. Here are the names that people suggested:

Tummysticks
Mr. Tiddybomboms
Winky Woozerton
Admiral Snuggles

Mr. Funny Wunny Snugglumpkin Pie

The Majestic Little Miss of the Royal Litter Box

Optimus Prime
Jellybean Pizza
If he or she's white: The Artifical Snowball(/snowflake/snowman)
The Ugliest Damn Cat I've Ever Seen
Carwash
HotDog the Mystical Raccoon

Archie the Magical Rhino
Jimmy the Robot
Prince Humperdinck
Zaphod Beeblebrox
Bob
Alf Schnitzelburg
Mr. Nincompoop
Pedro Megatron
Sir Odd-Face
Bojangles
Frag Schnaggler
Schrodinger

There were many more but those were the funniest. My favorite was The Ugliest Damn Cat I've Ever Seen. i mean, what would you do to cal it? Hey Ugly? And what if it somehow learned to understand English and came after you? Huh? HUH?! What then?!

LOL. What was YOU're favorite? Comment below by clicking the thing that says 0 comments below this post.

Day 6: Cat Week 2 IN 1!!!!!

OMG!!!

Wat?

OMG!!!

What I say!

Today there'll be two posts in 1!!!

Two posts in 1?

Yeah!

OMG!!!

Wait.

Why am I talking to myself?

Ok here's today's 2 in 1 post:

LOL.The second one really reminds me of this one time where there was just this big roll of bubble wrap just kind of sitting in the middle of the hallway and just kind of took it and stuffed it into my locker. Yup...

Turns out, it was for my science class...

Oops...

Day 5: Cat Week

K here is today's post:

This picture really makes you start wondering what exactly the thing about kilts IS. What do YOU think it is? Comment! Seriously people we need commenters. Or I WILL peronally hunt you down and start hitting you with chairs. Yes. Chairs. Ya, I roll that way.

Whoa not THAT way!!!

nasty, nasty people.

Well, anyway, this picture really reminds me of my halloween (yes, i DID have a really disturbing halloween). I slept over at my friend's house and she really wanted to show me this audiobook on her mom's ipod. It was called For Whom The Bell Tolls by some unknown person (hey, KF, if ur out there, comment who its by!) and we were just listening to it in bed (once again, nasty, NASTY people) and I was dosing off when suddenly this drunk guy goes on this rant about how men in Montana wear skirts. Yes, I definitely recommend that book.